Thursday, July 8, 2010

June 24, 2014

Today the shit really hit the fan, to borrow the expression. Me, Josh and Scarlet got up pretty early and took turns in the shower. Josh and Scarlet had some bagel an’ orange juice health crap, but I settled on some leftover pizza and a Budweiser from Josh’s fridge. When we were done we got Agent Al Bono from the Estate and took off to pay Matt a visit at the Whitehouse. Josh left Callaway in charge of Estate security, which I guess was a good idea at the time. In retrospect we probably should never have left.
When we were in the Oval Office an’ face-to-face with the Prez., Josh laid out everything I had told him the night before. Scarlet added some stuff she had from working with Wraith in NY, and then they had to quickly explain who Wraith was.
Next Josh took over, seeing as he was head of the President’s security detail. He advised Matt to evacuate to a safer location until all the crap that had been happening could be ironed out. Matt, being the honorably S.O.B. he is, refused. He said something about “seeing it through to the end” or some kind of similar BS. Josh negotiated and got him to agree to at least send Lexy away, for her own safety. Matt agreed, but that was when Agent Bono ran in.
Turns out, Pyros and Mash had moved faster than any of us expected. They had amassed their little force of hit men and had attacked the Estate. The Secret Service is good, but a lot of Mercs are retired Armed Forces or FBI. Take what they learned while in service, add some extra training and a crap-load of illegal weaponry and you got an army to be reckoned with. There’s a rumor that the Taske Family has one or two entire floors of their NY HQ devoted to housing an army of Mercs and Assassins. Its one of the reasons why people don’t bother trying to take them down using physical force.
After we got that news, Matt was rushed off by his security team to Air Force One, where they would fly him to Camp David or some other Presidential safe house. Me, Scarlet and Josh ran out and Josh claimed this big ol’ white van he used as a mobile HQ or something. As we drove, Josh at the wheel with me an’ Red in the back, Josh explained his plan. We’d go in, rescue Lexy, and get out. Once out we would fly her to Oregon and the relative safety of Josh’s Eugene house.
The attack plan was Scarlet through the back, with me an’ Josh through the front door. Then Josh really surprised us, he pointed out this gun locker welded to the inside of the van. Inside were these weird-lookin’ assault rifles Josh called the ST S29. He said he and Wraith had developed them, they looked at the AR-15, MP5SF, SSG 300, and the Masada and mixed the best aspects of each. They had bayonets incorporated into the shoulder stock and the underside of the barrel. Two fifty-round clips loaded with 7.62mm rounds and a M68 optic scope for accuracy. These things could totally kick ass!

(More To Come...)

June 23, 2014

Guess who showed up to join the party? No, not the CEO of Budweiser, Scarlet! I don’t remember the exact time she arrived, sometime after breakfast. She’s still driving that old ’69 Corvette. She caused quite a stir, too.
Since the bombings, security at both the Whitehouse and the Estate has been at least tripled, and every agent is on hyper-alert. I mean, this is like DEFCON 1 in spades. We even have a few snipers in a couple of the second story windows.
So Scarlet drives up in the middle of all this and parks outside the front gate. Of course the gate is open, allowing personnel and others on the presidential and S.S. staff to get through. But there were quite a few S.S. Agents out there, headed up by Agent Callaway.
They weren’t going to let her in at first, even when she said she knew Josh and had some info he would want to hear. So she got the drop on Callaway, which alone surprised everyone, and, holding Callaway’s own combat knife to his throat, got them to call Josh outside.
Josh and Scarlet cleared things up pretty quick, Callaway wasn’t even going to hold a grudge. Scarlet even let him park her car, she’s never let me drive it anywhere.
Me, Josh and Scarlet had an quick meeting and Scarlet told us that Carl had indeed been responsible for the car bombing. The S.O.B. Anyways, she also said that the reason there were two almost simultaneous hits was because Pyros and Carl had some unhealthy competition between ‘em.
Seems the two of them had some problems, neither liked working with the other and both wanted to be able to claim the kill and therefore the payoff. There was a lack of communication between ‘em and they made their own arrangements. Stupid move, since it tipped both their hands and put us on full red alert. If they had only hit one location, either the Whitehouse or the Estate, then they would still have the other location to try. Now both places were locked down tighter than Fort Knox.
After our truly uplifting Sit rep from Scarlet, I decided to go bar-hopping. The first place I stopped was a bust. Some nut job with a Harley tattoo on his shoulder decided he wanted my place under the TV. Damn fool tried to pick a fight and lost, but got both of us kicked out. The second place I picked wasn’t much, this medium-sized hole called the “Silver Bucket”. But, regardless of seedy appearances and smoky atmosphere, I chose a back table and started ordering . I had started a Carlsberg at my first stop, but switched to Miller at the second place. See, I’ve always had a high alcohol tolerance. I mean, I can handle two skinny-necks of tequila with a clear head when most guys go down after only downing a fourth of that. Now this generic crap, it’s got a lower alcohol content than stuff like tequila or vodka, so I can literally drink one or two cases without being phased much. So when I want a nice, quiet night on the town, I stick to generic. P.S.: Carlsberg tastes like crap.
By my second Miller I had learned my waitress’ name, Ella Slader. By my third I knew she had a cat she called, ironically, “Dog”, and a few other bits of personal information. For example, I knew she was a big fan of that new TV crime drama called… what was it…. Oh yeah, “CSI: Portland”. She lived in a little condo about an hour and a half drive from the Estate, and her ride was a pretty little blue Eclipse. By then I could have asked for her phone number and pant size, and by my fourth I probably could have gone for credit card number and a night at her place.
Thing is, I didn’t want any of that. I haven’t wanted any of that for a while now. You see, there is this little hole somewhere deep inside me than a month of one-night stands couldn’t fill. There is also this chain around my neck and the ring that hangs from it, right next to my dog tags and just right of my heart. And it’s this one ring, this little circle of silver set with one sapphire stone, that weighed heavier than my heavy conscience and tainted heart combined.
I’m not gonna write too much, just this will open to many wounds and rend too many tears than the ones I already bear. But, I guess about a year ago I ended up in this little town in Texas after the last, and final, mission against the Taske Empire.
The mission was to infiltrate and eliminate a Family-owned warehouse in San Diego. We knew going in that the Family was sharing the place with a branch of the Irish Mafia, but we hadn’t seen much activity during recon, and hadn’t heard of them using the warehouse for anything but smalltime storage for over like seven months. Little did we know that they were bringing in a large shipment of something the very night we planned our strike.
Josh was, of course, heading up the operation. Wraith was our eyes and ears and worked the paperwork side of things. Me, Scarlet and a friend of mine from my Marine days, a guy called “Sniper”, we made up the infantry. We went in late that night, each of us taking a different side of the complex. We were supposed to get in, take out whatever resistance we met with, and set some heavy-explosive charges at key points. After that we were supposed to get out and wait for word from Wraith, who had the side of the complex with a couple of those movable office/trailers. His job was to go through their files and get all the evidence he could to hurt the Family, and maybe give us our next target.
My angle was the front gate. I took the guards at the guard house and set charges in two of the corners of the house. I was getting ready to get out of there when, lo and behold, the SDPD showed up with lights flashing and told me to come out with my hands up. See, the Mafias, and especially the Irish guys, they work on a different wavelength than the Taske Family. While the Family would have tried to take care of us themselves and leave the law out of it, the Mafia called the cops to report a robbery at their warehouse, the S.O.B.’s.
Josh and Scarlet set off their explosives to distract the cops, and I made my escape. But not before taking a bullet to the side. I was driving a red Toyota Tacoma at the time, and after reaching it I simply picked a direction and drove. I don’t know how long I went for, but next thing I know I was woke up in a little town just inside the Texas border. I guess I had a bit of an accident and tried running my truck through the granite base of a statue they had of their town’s founder. Truck was wrecked, but the damn statue was still standing.
Anyways, I spent a couple of weeks there and was even fixing to settle down with this girl who was kinda taking care of me. Her name was Marcella Garcia; she was this beautiful Hispanic girl with beautiful raven-colored hair and these huge brown eyes you could get lost in. Skin as soft as silk, voice as sweet as the saddest song. We only spent one night together, but we planned for the rest of our lives.
There was a crime boss in the town who thought my presence threatened his operation, so he had Marcella kidnapped. She was shot during my attempt to rescue her. I know how Josh felt, when his family was killed before his eyes… I felt the same way when Marcella died in my arms. I killed over fifteen men that night, including the leader of the operation.
When I had everything cleaned up, a couple of the town’s people saw me off. They gave me Marcella’s ring, and her dad’s old Harley motorcycle as a kinda goin’ away gift. The ring is just a physical reminder of what I really want in life. It also serves as a reminder that I probably will never get it.
To rap this up (I gotta get to bed), I was roused from my reverie by the realization that a whole bunch of Mercs and a few Assassins had started filling the bar. It suddenly dawned on me what Pyros and Mash’s next move would be. Why carry out a nearly impossible mission when you could hire a bunch of rent-a-killers to do it for you?
I knew Josh had to hear about this, so next time Ella came by I told her to take cover, then I got up and took on my “drunk sailor” routine. See, I’m known by a lot of Mercs in the Underworld, an’ not many f them like me. I figured I needed a major distraction if I wanted to get out alive. So I picked a guy I was sure I had never met, some fatso with “I shot Santa” stenciled on his arm. I “accidentally” spilled my beer on ‘im and made a few insulting remarks, and successfully started the biggest bar fight I’ve seen in a while. Ole Santa-Claws managed to throw me through the bar’s front window, which was just fine by me. I hit the ground rollin’ and jumped on the Honda I had gotten from Josh’s place in Eugene. Then I burned rubber for Josh’s place.

June 22, 2014

OK, things are really coming to a head. Today they found black ’95 Accord parked outside the Whitehouse gates with a note saying “For Josh” stuck to the windshield. Guess what, it was a present from either Pyros Lite or that damn Brit assassin, Carl Mash. Whoever sent it hardwired a bomb into the engine in such a way that it was undetectable until they tried to start the car. They lost five people, and Agent Ralph Rosas. He was standing next to the car when it went off; there wasn’t enough of him to send to the morgue.
Rosas’ death hit everyone hard, but especially Agent Vale. We all knew that they were close friends, but when Josh broke the news to her, she literally fell to pieces. Turns out they were more than just close friends and partners, they were engaged! Yeah, Helluva turnout, eh?
And as if the car bomb wasn’t bad enough, that S.O.B. Pyros went and, literally, firebombed the Gold estate! He flew this modified crop-duster over the building and had the tank loaded with some concoction that not only burns hotter’n Hell, it’s about as hard to extinguish. Next time I’m in N.Y. I’m gonna have to look the guy up and see how he likes getting set on fire.
It took, get this, seven hours to put the fire out. And that was with the help of the D.C. fire brigade, and the help of a few trucks we scrambled from the nearest airport. They have all that special foam for putting out airplane fires, so Josh called three in to help.
After the fire was put out, me’n Josh went to give ole Matt our report on the situations. Luckily, no one was seriously injured in the firebombing, so the only men we lost today are the 6 we lost with Carl’s car bomb. Josh explained to Matt about Pyros, but forgot to mention Carl and his exploding Accord trick. But then again, I think Matt was briefed by someone else, and the whole “Carl Mash” connection is really only and assumption me and Josh made, so I guess maybe it just wasn’t necessary.
Did you know the Oval Office doesn’t have a mini-bar? Seriously. I think they might have somethin’ in there for makin’ fancy drinks and all, but no little fridge with a couple Millers, maybe a Mike’s. If I was ever President (which Scarlet assures me will happen when Hell freezes over), the first thing I’d do is boot a little fridge in the Oval Office, right next to my desk, and stock it full of tequila.
Anyways, Josh also told Matt about Agent Vale, who Josh put on indefinite leave until a psych can give her a clean bill of health. Matt sent us off with an “atta boy” and told us to investigate the car bomb.
Josh never said anything about Carl, but I know that’s what he’s thinking. He’ll probably give Wraith a call and see if he knows anything that will be of help. Have I told you about Wraith? Maybe not… Just kinda mentioned him probably.
Well, Wraith is a guy me an’ Josh know since before our time in the Marines. While we were trudging around in trenches, shouldering M16’s, Wraith was in the information business. Wraith has what, I guess, you call perfect recall. Anything he has ever seen, heard, read, or been told he can remember and recite upon request. He also has the ability to crunch numbers and analyze data faster than a lot of computers. Give him a list of events and the details for like a murder or something, Wraith could probably solve it in les than three minutes. And if he can’t solve it its most likely because of lack of details, but he can at least tell you where to look next. Damn useful person to know, and a killer poker player.

June 21, 2014

Today I had kinduva run-in with Agent Lucy. We were talking with Agent Ralph and Josh about some wars and stuff we’d been in, turns out Lucy was a member of Josh’s Marine fireteam the last few months before Josh left. Anyways, we were talking about training and stuff, and she was talking about some experimental training simulator Josh had volunteered his team to try out. Something having to do with infiltrating and neutralizing a large house full of hostiles and booby-traps. So she was talking about a comment a rookie who had just joined the team made, something about “Don’t worry, Honey, I’ll watch your back”. And, ah, well… I might have made some comment to the tune of “Hey, I’d have offered to watch your front”.
You know what she did? She slapped me and called me a “sexist pig”. For an ex-Marine she sure has a helluva temper.
Yeah, that was kinda the big event of my day. But later that night, Agent Lucy had patrol duty again, so Josh and me hung out at his apartment, had a few beers, and talked about Lexy.
You know what the SOB did? He was out on midnight patrol last night, ran into her in the hallway, and after talking for a couple minutes, he almost kissed her! I mean, come on, I get the why, her reminding him of his dead wife an’ all, not to mention that she is a pretty hot chick and has been coming onto him pretty strong, but what was he thinking?
What’s she gonna think when she finds out the main reason Josh has the hots for her is ‘cause she looks like the spitting image of his wife who, oh by the way, was brutally murdered by Josh’s family’s criminal empire!? And how the Hell they plan on making things work out if she is the Prez’s daughter and he is the heir to the US’s version of the Mob-meets-Mafia? Talk about family rifts!