June 21, 2014

Today I had kinduva run-in with Agent Lucy. We were talking with Agent Ralph and Josh about some wars and stuff we’d been in, turns out Lucy was a member of Josh’s Marine fireteam the last few months before Josh left. Anyways, we were talking about training and stuff, and she was talking about some experimental training simulator Josh had volunteered his team to try out. Something having to do with infiltrating and neutralizing a large house full of hostiles and booby-traps. So she was talking about a comment a rookie who had just joined the team made, something about “Don’t worry, Honey, I’ll watch your back”. And, ah, well… I might have made some comment to the tune of “Hey, I’d have offered to watch your front”.
You know what she did? She slapped me and called me a “sexist pig”. For an ex-Marine she sure has a helluva temper.
Yeah, that was kinda the big event of my day. But later that night, Agent Lucy had patrol duty again, so Josh and me hung out at his apartment, had a few beers, and talked about Lexy.
You know what the SOB did? He was out on midnight patrol last night, ran into her in the hallway, and after talking for a couple minutes, he almost kissed her! I mean, come on, I get the why, her reminding him of his dead wife an’ all, not to mention that she is a pretty hot chick and has been coming onto him pretty strong, but what was he thinking?
What’s she gonna think when she finds out the main reason Josh has the hots for her is ‘cause she looks like the spitting image of his wife who, oh by the way, was brutally murdered by Josh’s family’s criminal empire!? And how the Hell they plan on making things work out if she is the Prez’s daughter and he is the heir to the US’s version of the Mob-meets-Mafia? Talk about family rifts!